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Subject: Marines vs. cops..................Calif Highway Patrol in action!!
March 13, 2008 Two California Highway Patrol Officers were running a speed trap (conducting speeding enforcement) on I-5, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the tree tops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the patrol captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true Marine Corps style:
Captain:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on the aviator's flight incident report.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missle system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missle was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems for these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you for your concern.
Semper Fi.
Colonel*********
Commanding
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24 Aug 2006 – WARNING This video was made by soldiers in Iraq there may be some words in it your pastor might not approve of! I love it these guys are into direct action! Recruit them for your MLM!
TAKING COLLECTION
TRAINING PUPPIES AND BLONDES
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air..
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in park?"
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THE BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally, getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly from the sky, a voice boomed:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens the voice bellowed:
'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
The blonde, now worried, moved away clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied:
“NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK”
