MOVIE OF THE YEAR ---THE RING!
29 Oct 2002 Marice and I went and saw the new hot horror move "the ring" (NO CAPS). See it great story! Theme: watch a weird video tape on your TV -- then die 7 days later. I am going to do a TV horror movie for MLMer wannabes named - "the mlm ring."
1. Over 60% of you kill your future because you say "I'D RATHER WATCH TV THAN WORK!" It is real -- TV kills! First it kills your mind then turns your hopes and dreams to sheep manure!
2. YOU only have so many minutes in life, you have to use them wisely. To help you with your "life study" you can also see (or rent) the movie "Changing Lanes." It tells us a vivid story about how many people waste their time with unimportant rushing about! You now have 2 movies you can watch.
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3. Yes, I know, most of you sixty percenters (60%) don't want delayed gratification! You don't want to work (or save) now for future income. Don't even get close to MLM! Pseudo-scientific-drivel MLM Bashers (below) use your TV driven suicides to hammer our perfectly fine industry!
4. You want to be statistic that sadistic Pseudo-scientific-drivel opprotunity killers, like Pyramid Scheme.org, use? These bashers say, look a these poor sheep persons. "MLM is a scam because people at the bottom don't make money! These casually Pseudo-scientific-drivel money hustlers disregard the truth! 60% of the poor sheep persons they refer to, are sitting in front of a killer TV!
5. Your 60% joins pyramid scam games because they offer quick money and no work. That instant gratification thing makes you go nuts and lose your money. You are a GRQ = Pronounced Jerk! GRQ is Get Rich Quick! It means that your money gets Jerked out of your pocket and you are left broke!
6. Your 60% loses your money to a pyramid and then blame a perfectly good MLM Industry. You were too lazy (or busy letting the TV kill your brain) to do any home work. 60% of you automatically kill your brain, hopes and future by watching TV -- .the boob tube --- the idiot box -- 500 channels of drivel!
7. You cry, "I tried and didn't make any money". Gee how many of you have had the same job your whole life?? If at first you do not succeed try, quit? Gee, most millionaires flopped at least 3 times! Research, read and lean to prevent "TV Death." Read a book? What when the Internet is full of lying trash? For free? More GRQ junk on the Internet than " Carter has little liver pills."
8. The stress and strain of financial shortfalls is going to kill you sooner than your destined days because you do not want to learn and work! TV kills because it is a drug to remove you from reality. TV is Death to hopes, dreams and building a financially stable future.
9. My movie "the mlm ring" will be given to you (VHS or DVD) when you join an MLM. If you watch any TV after watching "the mlm ring" your TV will die in 7 days! Any history of you belonging to an MLM company will be wiped out. This will stop the Pseudo-scientific-drivel MLM bashers from counting you as a no 60% no money made sheep feeding sorry fumbling false statistic!
10. Go see or rent "the ring" - "Changing Lanes" and while I think about it "Pay It Forward." Watch them! Unplug your TV or hit it with a hammer. Go to work. Report back to me in six months!
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