WE BELIEVE IN HONESTY AND INTEGRITY!
Yes, until it comes to our commission money!

HONEST, ETHICAL BUSINESS -- NOT M-L-M!! 
Now this should warm your heart and make you realize this is the real deal - It is an outright pyramid ponzi - bad to the bone real bad SCAM deal!   However it is not MLM thank God!

THE COMPANY IS OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD! 
True your corporate papers are but unfortunately, the company isn't!

OUR PRODUCTS ARE PROPRIETARY - NO ONE ELSE CAN GET THEM!
True, but add a sprinkle of something else, file a patent, and presto!  the whole world has it. Nutraceuticals (food legally) is hard to patent!
                           
WE ARE SPENDING A MILLION $$ ON INFOMERCIALS! 
Where? In Winnemucca, NV? You can get a million $ worth of cable time for $49.95. Oh..... and when? Some companies have been starting this for years!
1 our of 1000 works!

OUR CORPORATE MANAGEMENT HAS OVER 50 YEARS OF MLM EXPERIENCE! -
Yes, all bad!

OUR PRODUCTS ARE SO HOT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL THEM!   
If so, why create an MLM company?  Just set them on your loading dock and watch them disappear!

See:  Distributor Rights! (www.mlmwatchdog.com/Report_Rights.html)

YOU CAN MAKE $10,000 YOUR FIRST MONTH!
And go to jail in the process?

MAKE $1,000 DOLLARS YOUR FIRST WEEK!
Love those pyramid schemes.

COMPANY TRAINING PROVIDED!  
Yes, all poor to bad!

WE WILL BUILD YOUR DOWNLINE FOR YOU!!
Has that ever really happened? Why don't they just say "Send money to us SUCKER".

I CAN HELP YOU REACH FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE!!
Of course you realize that by giving me your money, I will be reaching it light years ahead of you!!

See:  Distributor Rights! (www.mlmwatchdog.com/Report_Rights.html)

NO SELLING REQUIRED!! 
Just "share" with your friends and family. You will be the most unpopular one in no time at all, especially when you tell them there is no selling required!
 
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY!! 
So I can get your money faster than the speed of light.

OUR SYSTEM IS SIMPLE!! 
You have money -- I want it.

NO PHONE CALLS!!  
Little, teeny, tiny white lies are okay, aren't they?

JOIN US TODAY AND KISS THOSE MLM FAILURES GOODBYE!!  
Because you will be saying hello to the newest one out there!

See:  Distributor Rights! (www.mlmwatchdog.com/Report_Rights.html)

I WILL PLACE EVERY PERSON WHO SIGNS UP AFTER YOU IN YOUR DOWNLINE.
At least until you are out of my pay range.

SIGN UP NOW AND I WILL FAX OUT YOUR OFFER TO 1000 HOT MLM LEADS! 
The same bozo's that did not respond the first time, except you of course.

I LOST MONEY IN MLM FOR 6 YEARS UNTIL I DISCOVERED THE SECRET 
Sell my life story you  brain dead fools for $29.95 a piece with a back end offer of how to make money selling my story of 6 years of failure to others for only $149.95.

DOWNLINE TO 61,307 IN ONLY 4 MONTHS 
I lied.

100,000,000 PEOPLE WILL SEE THIS SAME OFFER IN THE NEXT 30 DAYS. HOW MANY WILL SIGN UP AFTER YOU?
Only the foolish ones.

See:  Distributor Rights! (www.mlmwatchdog.com/Report_Rights.html)

THIS ONE REALLY WORKS! 
Isn't that what you told me about the last 17 offers you mailed me since Christmas??

JUST A ONE TIME INVESTMENT OF $39 RETURNS OVER $16,000 OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Let it ride on the no pass line AT a Vegas craps table.

PRE-LAUNCH...YOU MUST GET IN NOW!!...
Before it's too late and you discover we really don't have any products and company crashes!

NO OPPORTUNITY MEETINGS!!
Now really, how else do you bond with your fellow distributors so you can talk about how booming your business is (in your dreams)?

GET ON BOARD IN PRE-LAUNCH!!  
So I can get your money without ever having to do much at all about really starting the company. Just talking about starting one!!

See:  Distributor Rights! (www.mlmwatchdog.com/Report_Rights.html)

HONEST, ETHICAL BUSINESS -- NOT M-L-M!! 
Now this should warm your heart and make you realize this is the real deal - It is an outright pyramid ponzi - bad to the bone real bad deal!

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT FAIL!!
Like you have a hundred times before. This time will be different, I swear (fingers crossed behind back).

NO RISK GUARANTEE!! 
Money back if you can find me, hee hee.

$8,000-$10,000 FIRST 4 WEEKS!!  
And you only have to spend $20,000 to get it!

FRESH, QUALITY, RESPONSIVE, HOT, OPPORTUNITY SEEKERS NAMES!!  
Only sold to 500 other MLMer's this month!

See: Distributor Rights! (www.mlmwatchdog.com/Report_Rights.html)

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